Quotations on Funny

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It's funny because a lot of people that know me as a dancer, don't know that I'm a singer, and a lot of people that know I can sing don't know I can dance. And so, I feel like at some point I have to show them both and really be able to display it and showcase it, and put that out there.
- Naima Adedapo
(Keywords: Funny, People, Dance)

If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
- Casey Affleck
(Keywords: Funny, Humor)

I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
- Jason Alexander
(Keywords: Funny, Character, Pain)

The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
- Jason Alexander
(Keywords: Funny, Humor, Sense)

But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point.
- Rick Allen
(Keywords: Funny, Time, Now, Past)

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a good story, it has to be funny, and it also needs to be packed with useful information.
- Ted Allen
(Keywords: Funny, Successful, Eye, Information, Journalism, Needs, Service)

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
- Woody Allen
(Keywords: Funny, Being, Choice, First)

I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
- Anthony Anderson
(Keywords: Funny, Actor)

It's sort of an action flick. You can't be that funny trying to steal diamonds.
- Anthony Anderson
(Keywords: Funny, Action, Trying)

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
- Brady Anderson
(Keywords: Funny, Health, People, Battle)

It's so funny, because right now I'm very tired and my brains a little dead, I tend to get very focused and serious. So, I'm probably coming off a lot more like Scully right now.
- Gillian Anderson
(Keywords: Funny, Now, Right)

Her friends say she is very funny. At a family dinner, she stood to go, and the footman very properly pulled her chair away. At that moment I asked her a question and she sat down again, except there was no chair. Everyone, including the Queen, laughed and laughed.
- Prince Andrew
(Keywords: Family, Funny, Friends, Queen, Question)

I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
- Jennifer Aniston
(Keywords: Funny, Thought, Idea)

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
- Jennifer Aniston
(Keywords: Funny, Hate)

Most shows, you really have to force it. And everybody's nervous, and the network is nervous, and they've all got their notepads out, and they're all going to give notes on what they think is funny, and everybody's trying to spin their jokes, and this was so - the script was so good that we didn't have to really do anything, and it made it so easy for us to do well.
- Will Arnett
(Keywords: Funny, Force, Jokes, Network, Trying)

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
- Isaac Asimov
(Keywords: Funny, Science)

I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
- Jules Asner
(Keywords: Men, Funny, Self)

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was.
- John Badham
(Keywords: Funny, Personality, Today)

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.
- Tom Baker
(Keywords: Funny, Experience, Darkness, Fans, Feeling, Trying)

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
- Daniel Baldwin
(Keywords: Funny, People)

Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I'll be honest with you. That's the truth.
- Stephen Baldwin
(Keywords: Funny, Truth, Comedy, Wrong)

You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.
- Majel Barrett
(Keywords: Funny, Actors, First, Years)

You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
- Majel Barrett
(Keywords: Funny, People, Talk)

I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
- Lynda Barry
(Keywords: Funny, Women, People, Conversation, Talking, Trying, Waiting)

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.
- Lynda Barry
(Keywords: Funny, People)

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.
- Todd Barry
(Keywords: Funny, People, Act, Being, Comedy, Variety)

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
- Jean Baudrillard
(Keywords: Funny, Children, Nothing, Revenge, Sarcastic, World)

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
- Samantha Bee
(Keywords: Funny, Canada)

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
- Samantha Bee
(Keywords: Funny, Information)

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned.
- Kristen Bell
(Keywords: Love, Funny, Tomorrow)

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.
- Julie Benz
(Keywords: Funny, First, Voice)

I wasn't even 20 at the time, but it taught me something about drugs. They can take a good man, a warm, funny, loving family man, and turn him into a loser and worse.
- Michael Bergin
(Keywords: Family, Funny, Time, Drugs, Man)

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.
- Marion Berry
(Keywords: Funny, Law, Republican, Republicans, Slavery)

Cheryl Cole and Katy Perry are two of the hottest girls in the world - and so normal and funny with it. If I was a few years older they are the kind of girls I'd like to date. I want a younger version of Cheryl and Katy - a mixture of the two would be hot.
- Justin Bieber
(Keywords: Funny, Girls, Want, World, Years)

On the stage you're there, it's live. There's a beginning, a middle, an end. When something is funny you hear it right away.
- Theodore Bikel
(Keywords: Funny, Beginning, End, Right)

Well what's funny is, again, people say they believed what was going on, but again, Bob's hands are about three times bigger than his feet. So these are very caricatured.
- Brad Bird
(Keywords: Funny, People, Feet)

It's funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end.
- Bjork
(Keywords: Funny, End, Hippies)

I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
- Orlando Bloom
(Keywords: Funny, Clothes, Dress, Months)

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character.
- Don Bluth
(Keywords: Funny, Humor, Character, Film)

So to me, Texas Hold 'em puts me to sleep. At least when you play stud, you can be funny as you deal. Somebody some day is going to come up with a Stud show that's going to work.
- Joseph Bologna
(Keywords: Funny, Work, Day, Play, Sleep)

When I was a kid, there was no distinction between a movie about old people or young people. It was either funny or not. It was either entertaining or not. It was either exciting or not. It was either thrilling or not.
- Joseph Bologna
(Keywords: Funny, People, Old)

My company is known for being funny as well as moving. You get a bit of everything in these shows. I think people know they're going to have a surprising experience.
- Matthew Bourne
(Keywords: Experience, Funny, People, Being, Company)

I made a supreme effort not to do that thing that parents do, which is to bore people without children to death by going on and on about how funny their children are, so there's none of that hopefully.
- Jo Brand
(Keywords: Death, Funny, People, Children, Effort, Parents)

Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female.
- Jo Brand
(Keywords: Funny, Women)

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.
- Jo Brand
(Keywords: Funny, Thought, Results)

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
- Fanny Brice
(Keywords: Funny, People, Being, Want)

I love the part of Hector as it takes me back to playing eccentric parts. He is a funny character, which is fine by me as I've been playing for laughs for decades now! It's lovely to get a laugh; it's the best thing in the world!
- Richard Briers
(Keywords: Funny, Love, Character)

The funny thing is all these school shootings that we have, always happen in very religious communities. Maybe it's because the centre of their lives is a big fat nothing and it's just a fantasy and there's nothing there. I think maybe that might have something to do with it.
- Matthew Bright
(Keywords: Funny, Fantasy, Nothing, Religious, School)

In the Netherlands I read the first chapter of Exquisite Corpse to an audience that laughed in all the places I thought were funny - an experience I've never had in America!
- Poppy Z. Brite
(Keywords: Experience, Funny, Thought, First)

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you.
- Jim Broadbent
(Keywords: Funny, English, Film, Help, Old)



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