Quotations by Rip Taylor

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Born: Saturday, January 13, 1934
Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American


Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star on Hollywood Blvd., I have hired a Brink's guard to protect my star!
- Rip Taylor
(Keywords: Hollywood)

Carrot Top... I gave him advice once and he ran with it. He should thank me.
- Rip Taylor
(Keywords: Advice)

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
- Rip Taylor
(Keywords: Suicide, Today)

I was supposed to be on the Tonight Show but I broke my shoulder instead.
- Rip Taylor

I went to see Harvey again in Fiddler. Harvey's throat is getting better.
- Rip Taylor

I went to Sirius Satellite Radio and did my show, Rapping With Rip.
- Rip Taylor

I've created such a monster.
- Rip Taylor

Marty Richards is an angel on Earth. A producer that does what he says he'll do. He helped me greatly.
- Rip Taylor
(Keywords: Earth)

Red Skelton... I broke into tears when I met him.
- Rip Taylor
(Keywords: Tears)







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