Quotations by Joey Adams
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Born: Friday, January 6, 1911
Died: Thursday, December 2, 1999 (88 years old)
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
(Keywords: Wife, Nothing, Questions)
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
(Keywords: Temptation, Will, Worry)
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
(Keywords: Exercise, Fact)
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
(Keywords: Business, Golf)
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
(Keywords: Kiss, Fool)
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
(Keywords: Work, People, Day, Trouble, Want)
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
(Keywords: Work, Success, Oil)
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
(Keywords: Difference, Horses)