Quotations by Jasper Carrott

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Born: Wednesday, March 14, 1945
Profession: Comedian
Nationality: English

I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for.
- Jasper Carrott
(Keywords: Today, Will)

Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
- Jasper Carrott
(Keywords: Laughter, Medicine, Pretty)

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