Quotations by Jason Bateman
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Born: Tuesday, January 14, 1969
A straight factor is important in any comedy, because you need something to tee it up and also to ground it.
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if you find a gay guy.
(Keywords: Conversation, Gay, Idiots)
I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.
(Keywords: Life, Now)
I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
I was just a lot smarter about not getting caught. I mean, I never stuck anything in my arm, but I certainly enjoyed my youth.
I'm in a little bit of a different situation, because working in the business that I do and living in the city that I live in, I haven't had a problem with people who are gay. Since I was 10 I've been working alongside them, and some of my best friends are gay.
(Keywords: Business, People, Friends, Gay, Living)
If people are going to complain about stereotyping, it's as likely to be Italian-Americans as gay people.
(Keywords: People, Gay)
Obviously, I did a couple of things right on the old casting couch.
(Keywords: Old, Right)
People have often asked if I'm gay because I don't go out of my way to spit and scratch and give people attitude.
(Keywords: People, Attitude, Gay)
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.
(Keywords: Christian, Swearing)
Will Arnett is one of the funniest guys I know. He has seen it all and done it all and come out the other end pretty savvy and pretty strong.
(Keywords: End, Pretty, Will)