Quotations by Jack Benny
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Born: Wednesday, February 14, 1894
Died: Thursday, December 26, 1974 (80 years old)
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
(Keywords: Age, Mind)
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Modesty is my best quality.
(Keywords: Quality, Modesty)
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.
(Keywords: Wife, Argument, Divorce, Murder, Years)