Quotations by David Spade

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Born: Wednesday, July 22, 1964
Profession: Actor
Nationality: American

I have no detectable hair style.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Hair, Style)

I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Relationships)

I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Fighting, Now, Right, Want, Weight)

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
- David Spade

In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Being, Friends, School)

It's funny because it's funny.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Funny)

It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Trying, Want, Will)

It's so crazy in Hollywood.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Hollywood)

My career is just kind of crazy.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Career)

Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
- David Spade
(Keywords: Success, People, Friend)

There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Entertainment, Fun)

To be famous and broke is hard.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Famous)

To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Money, Work)

When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Country)

You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
- David Spade
(Keywords: Fun)

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