Quotations by Dane Cook

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Born: Saturday, March 18, 1972
Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American

Christina can sing all the notes, but Britney is just hot!
- Dane Cook

I am an observer, I like to watch people. I am into psychology and people - how they act and such.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: People, Act, Psychology)

I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Funny)

I don't laugh out loud at comics a lot.
- Dane Cook

I don't write any of my material down. I like to improvise and be spontaneous.
- Dane Cook

I get so into the moment.
- Dane Cook

I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup.
- Dane Cook

I like fearless characters, people just not afraid to do anything it takes to make people laugh.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: People)

I like to play guitar, jam out, play the blues, go watch movies. I love movies.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Love, Movies, Guitar, Play)

I'm a late-night guy.
- Dane Cook

I'm always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: People)

I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Business, Giving, Open, Quitting, Today)

I'm shooting a pilot based on my show. It's a one-camera show. I play myself.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Play)

I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more.
- Dane Cook

If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Funny, Tact)

In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Home, Pretty, Quiet, School)

Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
- Dane Cook

My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Humor, Family, Senses)

That MySpace is the story of the year. Everyone but my mother is on it.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Mother)

Vince Vaughn is a genuine person, awesome guy. He'll come to a lot of my shows. It's not that often that you can meet someone as cool as Vince.
- Dane Cook

When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway, but it was over the top.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Energy, First)

You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
- Dane Cook
(Keywords: Attention)