Quotations by Alan King

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Born: Monday, December 26, 1927
Died: Sunday, May 9, 2004 (76 years old)
Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American

Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
- Alan King
(Keywords: Friend, Banks, Now)

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
- Alan King
(Keywords: Love, Marriage, Books, Want)

Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
- Alan King
(Keywords: Marriage, Nature, Fighting, Strangers)

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
- Alan King
(Keywords: Years)

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