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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
- Woody Allen
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
- Woody Allen
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.
- Wally 'Famous' Amos
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov
Life is a long lesson in humility.
- James M. Barrie
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
- Samuel Butler
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
- Truman Capote
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
- Sir Winston Churchill
Life is just a bowl of pits.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Life is a zoo in a jungle.
- Peter de Vries
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
- Brendan Gill
Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- William Goldman "The Princess Bride"
Life is just one damned thing after another.
- Elbert Hubbard
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
- Fran Lebowitz
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
- John Lennon "Beautiful Boy"
It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
- Christopher Morley
"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Roumania."
- Dorothy Parker
The life which is unexamined is not worth living.
- Plato Dialogues, Apology
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale
Vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.
- William Shakespeare "King John", Act 3 scene 4
Life is too important to take seriously.
- Corky Siegel
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
- Ben Stein
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and hold then in the right scale of values.
- Norman Thomas
Life is something that everyone should try at least once.
- Henry J. Tillman
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
- Dick Werthimer
Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.
- Oscar Wilde
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
- Thornton Wilder
The goal of life is living in agreement with nature.
- Zeno from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers