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What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
- Margot Asquith
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
- King VIII Edward
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.
- Sigmund Freud
America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
- Bobcat Goldthwaite
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth.
- Charles Luckman
There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.
- Judith Martin
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there.
- Laurence J. Peter
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
- George Bernard Shaw
In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
- Adlai E. Jr. Stevenson
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
- Arnold Toynbee
It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
- Mark Twain
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
- John Updike Problems and Other Stories
America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.
- Anthony Walton
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.
- Oscar Wilde
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
- Oscar Wilde
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
- Frank Zappa